<—-This bitch is CRAZAY!
A new Bad Girls Club is on Tomorrow at 10pm!!! I cant wait! There is going to be a huuuuugegggge fight! Bitches get pushed in the pool and dragged around by their hair! Quite possibly the best, most real reality show on cable television… :)
The guy that all the chicks are trying to fuck on this season of the Bachelor is super hot! How many STD’s are flying around that house? I wonder if he signed up for the Bachelor show to find ‘love’ or just have sex with lots of people? Even though that may be the case… I would still have sex with him! I have no shame… I would like to know how many times the phrase “I came here to find love” (whilst sobbing) is said throughout the season. An what about the chick that was banging the PA or whatever? That is one horny biotch! There needs to be more surprises! One of them needs to have herpes or something shocking!
Happening now is the red carpet for the golden globes right sown the street from where I currently am… I’m seeing some atrocious fahion on these people… Giuliana is wearing a disco ball, fervor is wearing periwinkle, too many people are wearing strapless dresses with no amazing jewelry… I must say, I’m quite disappointed!
I’m so confused… Is there a kardashian sex line? I’m watching this commercial with Kim and khloe kardashian walking and posing sexily around a pool with cheesy sex music playing. Omg o just saw the end of the commercial… It’s an ad for Quick Trim!! Most definitely the worst commercial I have EvER seen! I expected more from you ladies !
Okay, lets talk about Giuliana and Bill, well mostly Bill… Most of the show I cant even hear what is going on because I am wondering what Bills abs look like and how much I want to wreck that! Seriously, he is sooo hot! Those white teeth, perfect smile, hair that you could run your fingers through all day, an ass like a cherub, eyes that you could look in to for days, and cheeks that I want to bite. Poor Giuliana… Im going to steal her man! mu ah ha ha ha ha!!!
The bad girls club is the most Amazing show! The girls on this season are so slutty and such crazy bitches… They are a divine inspiration to all of the ordinary ho bags out there. They make me want to go out on the town wearing my rattiest extentions, most spidery fake lashes, and punch bitches in the face as I walk down the street! I’m in love… :)
Who is the guy with the gross helmet hair? What a douche bag he is! I would like to shave off the hair on front half of his head and observe the meltdown! Do Not Like!
Give YOURSELF a gift this year and get your man friend a back hair shaver! Maybe its selfish but, fuck it, hot chicks dont need men with hair on their back that you could braid or possibly corn row in fancy patterns. While it might be a fun project, its just plain gross. You dont have to deal with those nasty back pubes anymore when you have the electric back hair shaver…Fuck ya man! Im getting my hairy man friend one of these babies for Christmas and nothing else because im a selfish bitch… whatever…
If you are pregnant, do you get your period? Do you get morning sickness? If you cant tell that you are pregnant until you shoot a baby out of your ass because you think that you are constipated, there is something seriously wrong with you. If you are too fat to notice BIG changes in your body, lose some fucking weight! Im seriously thinking about traveleing to all of these peoples houses and punching them in the face and then kicking them in their uterus so they, hopefully, cant have any more kids. Thats all we need in this world is MORE stupid people. AHHHHHH!!!!! They make me sooo pissed!!
Coming next season…
“Kids that didn’t know they were the Stay Puft Marshmallow people”.
