June 2010
2 posts
This is what New jersey looks like now after we have let our cable television become taken over by women who twalk lwike thiis… Glitter has expoled all over and everyone is barfing all over their prom dresses from all of the ravioli and meat swauce. I like me a little glam sometimes but i dont want to want to see psycho bitches with giant teased hair and witch nails running around jingling...
Before and After
This is what New Jersey used to look like…
February 2010
5 posts
Tamra Barney, Real Houswives of OC Kara DioGuardi, American Idol
These two look exactly the same to me!!!
Bad Ass Kris Jenner
Kris Jenner is awesome! I love how pissed she gets at her family! What a warrior she is for shooting 6 babies out of her vagina! It must be huge… Bruce has to be hung like a horse!
“Where is she going… To clean her placenta?”
– Scott Dissick
BGC
Rejoice!!!!!! FLOrina left the Bad Girls house! Ding dong the crazy psycho bitch is GONE!! I wont miss this shit…^ :)
Khloe and Lamar
Oh WOW… Im so tired of watching Khloe and Lamar slobber all over each other and slap asses or whatever! and OMGross I DO NOT want to see anymore solo Khloe sex tapes! Can you just picture these two humping? I dont want to picture anyone having sex… Well maybe just me an Bill Rancic ;) I can picture that for sure :)
January 2010
7 posts
Bad Girls Club
<—-This bitch is CRAZAY!
A new Bad Girls Club is on Tomorrow at 10pm!!! I cant wait! There is going to be a huuuuugegggge fight! Bitches get pushed in the pool and dragged around by their hair! Quite possibly the best, most real reality show on cable television… :)
The Bachelor
The guy that all the chicks are trying to fuck on this season of the Bachelor is super hot! How many STD’s are flying around that house? I wonder if he signed up for the Bachelor show to find ‘love’ or just have sex with lots of people? Even though that may be the case… I would still have sex with him! I have no shame… I would like to know how many times the...
Golden Globes
Happening now is the red carpet for the golden globes right sown the street from where I currently am… I’m seeing some atrocious fahion on these people… Giuliana is wearing a disco ball, fervor is wearing periwinkle, too many people are wearing strapless dresses with no amazing jewelry… I must say, I’m quite disappointed!
Kardashian sex hotline?
I’m so confused… Is there a kardashian sex line? I’m watching this commercial with Kim and khloe kardashian walking and posing sexily around a pool with cheesy sex music playing. Omg o just saw the end of the commercial… It’s an ad for Quick Trim!! Most definitely the worst commercial I have EvER seen! I expected more from you ladies !
Giuliana and Bill
Okay, lets talk about Giuliana and Bill, well mostly Bill… Most of the show I cant even hear what is going on because I am wondering what Bills abs look like and how much I want to wreck that! Seriously, he is sooo hot! Those white teeth, perfect smile, hair that you could run your fingers through all day, an ass like a cherub, eyes that you could look in to for days, and cheeks that I...
“I like don’t even know how to change a diaper or even hold a baby”
– Kourtney kardashian
The Bad Girls Club
The bad girls club is the most Amazing show! The girls on this season are so slutty and such crazy bitches… They are a divine inspiration to all of the ordinary ho bags out there. They make me want to go out on the town wearing my rattiest extentions, most spidery fake lashes, and punch bitches in the face as I walk down the street! I’m in love… :)
December 2009
1 post
Million Dollar Listing
Who is the guy with the gross helmet hair? What a douche bag he is! I would like to shave off the hair on front half of his head and observe the meltdown! Do Not Like!
November 2009
10 posts
The best gifts are the ones that change the way...
Give YOURSELF a gift this year and get your man friend a back hair shaver! Maybe its selfish but, fuck it, hot chicks dont need men with hair on their back that you could braid or possibly corn row in fancy patterns. While it might be a fun project, its just plain gross. You dont have to deal with those nasty back pubes anymore when you have the electric back hair shaver…Fuck ya man! Im...
I didn't know I was pregnant...
If you are pregnant, do you get your period? Do you get morning sickness? If you cant tell that you are pregnant until you shoot a baby out of your ass because you think that you are constipated, there is something seriously wrong with you. If you are too fat to notice BIG changes in your body, lose some fucking weight! Im seriously thinking about traveleing to all of these peoples houses and...
Talking boobies and nice asses!
There is a commercial about nice asses that thank Reebok Easytone shoes for their tightness. One of the commercials has a pair of boobies talking and feeling jealous for the tight ass that is at the other end of their host. This commercial is supposed to attract women and make them buy the shoes, but I think it may cause an influx of creepy rapists hanging out outside of athletic shoe stores and...
Superficial Bitch!
How many times can you say ‘Superficial Bitch’ in 5 minutes? Well, the Millionaire matchmaker can say ‘Superficial Bitch’ at least 10 times in 5 minutes… Maybe the chick she is trying to set up with young guys is a ‘Superficial Bitch’ but whats her name is also a ‘Superficail Bitch’… Those dumb superficial bitches!! Kiss my ass you...
Ew
Nuva Ring sounds gross! Is it embarassing to sit around in front of a camera and be like “oh, I really like this strange birth control commercial where they sing about taking a birth control pill everyday because it is so hard to remember to take this little pill once a day, but I remember to brush my teeth everyday so I dunno, should I shove this weird thing in my vagine or not cuz I...
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I WANTED CAROL HANNAH TO WIN PROJECT RUNWAY, BUT I GUESS IRINA WAS OKAY….. CONGRATULATIONS DUMB WHORE…. :)
“Holy mother of gynecology, who has a vibrator with a cord?”
– Tamra
“The Real Housewives of Orange County”
Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew
Wow! Someone needs to put a muzzle on that crazy Kari Ann!!! Why is she such a bitch? Dr. Drew even wants to shove her ass out on the street because she is obviously untreatable. Why would she even go there in the first place? Her grody extensions are about to come alive and attack her poor roomate. The chick wont leave her room without makeup. But I have to say, no amount of makeup in the world...
The Hills
The Hills will be the death of me… That show makes me so pissed! These weirdos have all kinds of dollars to spend and all they do is sit around and bitch about stupid shit… Heidi is trying to get pregnant and surprise her gross husband Spencer that DOES NOT want and SHOULD NOT EVER have kids!!! I want to punch all of these dull tards in the face and also in the ovaries so that cant...
September 2009
1 post
