November 2009
10 posts
The best gifts are the ones that change the way...
Give YOURSELF a gift this year and get your man friend a back hair shaver! Maybe its selfish but, fuck it, hot chicks dont need men with hair on their back that you could braid or possibly corn row in fancy patterns. While it might be a fun project, its just plain gross. You dont have to deal with those nasty back pubes anymore when you have the electric back hair shaver…Fuck ya man! Im...
I didn't know I was pregnant...
If you are pregnant, do you get your period? Do you get morning sickness? If you cant tell that you are pregnant until you shoot a baby out of your ass because you think that you are constipated, there is something seriously wrong with you. If you are too fat to notice BIG changes in your body, lose some fucking weight! Im seriously thinking about traveleing to all of these peoples houses and...
Talking boobies and nice asses!
There is a commercial about nice asses that thank Reebok Easytone shoes for their tightness. One of the commercials has a pair of boobies talking and feeling jealous for the tight ass that is at the other end of their host. This commercial is supposed to attract women and make them buy the shoes, but I think it may cause an influx of creepy rapists hanging out outside of athletic shoe stores and...
Superficial Bitch!
How many times can you say ‘Superficial Bitch’ in 5 minutes? Well, the Millionaire matchmaker can say ‘Superficial Bitch’ at least 10 times in 5 minutes… Maybe the chick she is trying to set up with young guys is a ‘Superficial Bitch’ but whats her name is also a ‘Superficail Bitch’… Those dumb superficial bitches!! Kiss my ass you...
Ew
Nuva Ring sounds gross! Is it embarassing to sit around in front of a camera and be like “oh, I really like this strange birth control commercial where they sing about taking a birth control pill everyday because it is so hard to remember to take this little pill once a day, but I remember to brush my teeth everyday so I dunno, should I shove this weird thing in my vagine or not cuz I...
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I WANTED CAROL HANNAH TO WIN PROJECT RUNWAY, BUT I GUESS IRINA WAS OKAY….. CONGRATULATIONS DUMB WHORE…. :)
“Holy mother of gynecology, who has a vibrator with a cord?”
– Tamra
“The Real Housewives of Orange County”
Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew
Wow! Someone needs to put a muzzle on that crazy Kari Ann!!! Why is she such a bitch? Dr. Drew even wants to shove her ass out on the street because she is obviously untreatable. Why would she even go there in the first place? Her grody extensions are about to come alive and attack her poor roomate. The chick wont leave her room without makeup. But I have to say, no amount of makeup in the world...
The Hills
The Hills will be the death of me… That show makes me so pissed! These weirdos have all kinds of dollars to spend and all they do is sit around and bitch about stupid shit… Heidi is trying to get pregnant and surprise her gross husband Spencer that DOES NOT want and SHOULD NOT EVER have kids!!! I want to punch all of these dull tards in the face and also in the ovaries so that cant...