January 2010
7 posts
Bad Girls Club
<—-This bitch is CRAZAY!
A new Bad Girls Club is on Tomorrow at 10pm!!! I cant wait! There is going to be a huuuuugegggge fight! Bitches get pushed in the pool and dragged around by their hair! Quite possibly the best, most real reality show on cable television… :)
The Bachelor
The guy that all the chicks are trying to fuck on this season of the Bachelor is super hot! How many STD’s are flying around that house? I wonder if he signed up for the Bachelor show to find ‘love’ or just have sex with lots of people? Even though that may be the case… I would still have sex with him! I have no shame… I would like to know how many times the...
Golden Globes
Happening now is the red carpet for the golden globes right sown the street from where I currently am… I’m seeing some atrocious fahion on these people… Giuliana is wearing a disco ball, fervor is wearing periwinkle, too many people are wearing strapless dresses with no amazing jewelry… I must say, I’m quite disappointed!
Kardashian sex hotline?
I’m so confused… Is there a kardashian sex line? I’m watching this commercial with Kim and khloe kardashian walking and posing sexily around a pool with cheesy sex music playing. Omg o just saw the end of the commercial… It’s an ad for Quick Trim!! Most definitely the worst commercial I have EvER seen! I expected more from you ladies !
Giuliana and Bill
Okay, lets talk about Giuliana and Bill, well mostly Bill… Most of the show I cant even hear what is going on because I am wondering what Bills abs look like and how much I want to wreck that! Seriously, he is sooo hot! Those white teeth, perfect smile, hair that you could run your fingers through all day, an ass like a cherub, eyes that you could look in to for days, and cheeks that I...
“I like don’t even know how to change a diaper or even hold a baby”
– Kourtney kardashian
The Bad Girls Club
The bad girls club is the most Amazing show! The girls on this season are so slutty and such crazy bitches… They are a divine inspiration to all of the ordinary ho bags out there. They make me want to go out on the town wearing my rattiest extentions, most spidery fake lashes, and punch bitches in the face as I walk down the street! I’m in love… :)