This is what New jersey looks like now after we have let our cable television become taken over by women who twalk lwike thiis… Glitter has expoled all over and everyone is barfing all over their prom dresses from all of the ravioli and meat swauce. I like me a little glam sometimes but i dont want to want to see psycho bitches with giant teased hair and witch nails running around jingling like santa with too much jewelry trying to apply bronzer on everyone who walks near them…
This is what New Jersey used to look like…
Tamra Barney, Real Houswives of OC Kara DioGuardi, American Idol
These two look exactly the same to me!!!
Kris Jenner is awesome! I love how pissed she gets at her family! What a warrior she is for shooting 6 babies out of her vagina! It must be huge… Bruce has to be hung like a horse!
“Where is she going… To clean her placenta?” — Scott Dissick
Rejoice!!!!!! FLOrina left the Bad Girls house! Ding dong the crazy psycho bitch is GONE!! I wont miss this shit…^ :)
Oh WOW… Im so tired of watching Khloe and Lamar slobber all over each other and slap asses or whatever! and OMGross I DO NOT want to see anymore solo Khloe sex tapes! Can you just picture these two humping? I dont want to picture anyone having sex… Well maybe just me an Bill Rancic ;) I can picture that for sure :)
<—-This bitch is CRAZAY!
A new Bad Girls Club is on Tomorrow at 10pm!!! I cant wait! There is going to be a huuuuugegggge fight! Bitches get pushed in the pool and dragged around by their hair! Quite possibly the best, most real reality show on cable television… :)
The guy that all the chicks are trying to fuck on this season of the Bachelor is super hot! How many STD’s are flying around that house? I wonder if he signed up for the Bachelor show to find ‘love’ or just have sex with lots of people? Even though that may be the case… I would still have sex with him! I have no shame… I would like to know how many times the phrase “I came here to find love” (whilst sobbing) is said throughout the season. An what about the chick that was banging the PA or whatever? That is one horny biotch! There needs to be more surprises! One of them needs to have herpes or something shocking!
Happening now is the red carpet for the golden globes right sown the street from where I currently am… I’m seeing some atrocious fahion on these people… Giuliana is wearing a disco ball, fervor is wearing periwinkle, too many people are wearing strapless dresses with no amazing jewelry… I must say, I’m quite disappointed!