I’m so confused… Is there a kardashian sex line? I’m watching this commercial with Kim and khloe kardashian walking and posing sexily around a pool with cheesy sex music playing. Omg o just saw the end of the commercial… It’s an ad for Quick Trim!! Most definitely the worst commercial I have EvER seen! I expected more from you ladies !
Okay, lets talk about Giuliana and Bill, well mostly Bill… Most of the show I cant even hear what is going on because I am wondering what Bills abs look like and how much I want to wreck that! Seriously, he is sooo hot! Those white teeth, perfect smile, hair that you could run your fingers through all day, an ass like a cherub, eyes that you could look in to for days, and cheeks that I want to bite. Poor Giuliana… Im going to steal her man! mu ah ha ha ha ha!!!
“I like don’t even know how to change a diaper or even hold a baby” — Kourtney kardashian
The bad girls club is the most Amazing show! The girls on this season are so slutty and such crazy bitches… They are a divine inspiration to all of the ordinary ho bags out there. They make me want to go out on the town wearing my rattiest extentions, most spidery fake lashes, and punch bitches in the face as I walk down the street! I’m in love… :)
Who is the guy with the gross helmet hair? What a douche bag he is! I would like to shave off the hair on front half of his head and observe the meltdown! Do Not Like!
Give YOURSELF a gift this year and get your man friend a back hair shaver! Maybe its selfish but, fuck it, hot chicks dont need men with hair on their back that you could braid or possibly corn row in fancy patterns. While it might be a fun project, its just plain gross. You dont have to deal with those nasty back pubes anymore when you have the electric back hair shaver…Fuck ya man! Im getting my hairy man friend one of these babies for Christmas and nothing else because im a selfish bitch… whatever…
If you are pregnant, do you get your period? Do you get morning sickness? If you cant tell that you are pregnant until you shoot a baby out of your ass because you think that you are constipated, there is something seriously wrong with you. If you are too fat to notice BIG changes in your body, lose some fucking weight! Im seriously thinking about traveleing to all of these peoples houses and punching them in the face and then kicking them in their uterus so they, hopefully, cant have any more kids. Thats all we need in this world is MORE stupid people. AHHHHHH!!!!! They make me sooo pissed!!
Coming next season…
“Kids that didn’t know they were the Stay Puft Marshmallow people”.
There is a commercial about nice asses that thank Reebok Easytone shoes for their tightness. One of the commercials has a pair of boobies talking and feeling jealous for the tight ass that is at the other end of their host. This commercial is supposed to attract women and make them buy the shoes, but I think it may cause an influx of creepy rapists hanging out outside of athletic shoe stores and masterbating to the tight ass-making shoes. Grody….
How many times can you say ‘Superficial Bitch’ in 5 minutes? Well, the Millionaire matchmaker can say ‘Superficial Bitch’ at least 10 times in 5 minutes… Maybe the chick she is trying to set up with young guys is a ‘Superficial Bitch’ but whats her name is also a ‘Superficail Bitch’… Those dumb superficial bitches!! Kiss my ass you old ugly farts! Maybe if you didn’t look like a clown with all that nasty, shiney makeup on your face you would find a boyfriend to listen to you bitch about how you dont have enough milions of dollars!
Nuva Ring sounds gross! Is it embarassing to sit around in front of a camera and be like “oh, I really like this strange birth control commercial where they sing about taking a birth control pill everyday because it is so hard to remember to take this little pill once a day, but I remember to brush my teeth everyday so I dunno, should I shove this weird thing in my vagine or not cuz I cant decide”?